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This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby If I Was A Bird » Wed Feb 3 2010, 04:42

OK, as stated in the title this might not be the best place to talk about this but I was after some other opinions as well.

Its all about these adverts I keep seeing on TV and at the side of the road, you know the ones for "Longer lasting Sex" and "do you want to last longer" etc etc. It seems to me that there is a lot of pressure on men to be able to perform like a steam train for hours on end. I was quite happy before all these adds started appearing but now I'm beginning to wonder if my usual effort is not good enough.

Then I had an idea. If whoever is behind all these adverts is not happy with the male performance (I have to assume its a woman behind it) why don't I come up with a rival product aimed at the other side of the problem. So my brain wave is to market a product to the ladies. Something along the lines of "Not arriving at the same time as your partner, take our new formula and be there before he is" or "To slow, this will get you there first" or "Get a move on, He's waiting"

Do you think there could be a market for a product like this?

Cheers

IIWAB (what do you mean you didn't arrive, 30 seconds is the best I've done in a long time) :D
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby droptmcguts » Wed Feb 3 2010, 05:37

Of course there is the product for woman called " Niagra " susposedly gets em and keeps em wet for hours.... :D


Took a Viagra yesterday and got the c&^T caught in me throat, Ive had a stiff neck all day...
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby skypig » Wed Feb 3 2010, 06:23

I take a supplement that contains Viagra and Prozac (It stops me getting too depressed if I still can’t get it up!)

The constant bombardment of “cures for smallness” have me concerned about my “size” now too.

I heard 6 inches was average, but lots of girls have told me that at 6 inches wide it is bigger than some....
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby imrb » Wed Feb 3 2010, 07:27

I think that the quicker you can be the sooner you can roll over and get some sleep. Maybe dream of flying.
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby Hughesy » Wed Feb 3 2010, 08:34

At the end of the night as long as Im satisfied that all that matters....right? Or is it just me? :D
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby hand in pants » Wed Feb 3 2010, 09:15

Hughesy,

Dammed right, I know I'm the best fu@@ I've ever had. Eveen screamed my own name at the end.................
Hand in Pants, I'm thinking, my god, that IS huge!!!!!!!!
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby bubble boy » Wed Feb 3 2010, 22:04

You're a sick puppy Hand in Pants. But I guess you're aptly named.
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby bellslapper » Wed Feb 3 2010, 23:37

I always say "your there for a good time not a long time" :lol:
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby Trailing edge » Thu Feb 4 2010, 03:45

What about 'Tiagra' for when 18 holes is just not enough?

TE
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby Harvey00125 » Thu Feb 4 2010, 09:47

Trailing edge wrote:What about 'Tiagra' for when 18 holes is just not enough?

TE


hahah love it :lol:
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Re: This might not be the right place to talk about this but...

Postby Jabberwocky » Thu Feb 4 2010, 10:21

Trailing edge wrote:What about 'Tiagra' for when 18 holes is just not enough?

TE


That's a 'gimme' (just) :)

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