Sue Happy Amerryika...
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...... being sued.
Just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the US -- this comes along.....Black hurricanes....
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand. I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...
Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo bum like Leroy on a rocket!
Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE chit
How crazy is America getting???
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Yankee
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How crazy is America getting???
Don't think of yourself as and ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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chappo
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
Hahahahahahahaha
What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?
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Bootch
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Mate this post is classic!
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black duck
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Oh dear!! Just what we need, a Hurricane/ Cyclone with a name that you can't pronounce and warnings in a language that the MAJORITY can't understand. 
"It's wabbit seathon! It' duck seathon! I dare you to shoot me now!"
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Rattlegun
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jetty
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That has to be the post of the year. Hooray for some laughter.
Dont question, just accept, it's easier
The harder you work at it the harder it is to give up.
If it is to be it is up to me.
You attract what you are.
To question is to grow.
If you create a shadow, look at yourself.
The harder you work at it the harder it is to give up.
If it is to be it is up to me.
You attract what you are.
To question is to grow.
If you create a shadow, look at yourself.
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Nawty
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
Coupla names for their future consideration...
Hurricane Tiger
Hurricane Fried Chicken
Hurricane Watermelon.
Hurricane Tiger
Hurricane Fried Chicken
Hurricane Watermelon.
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jetty
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
Hurricane Oprah
Dont question, just accept, it's easier
The harder you work at it the harder it is to give up.
If it is to be it is up to me.
You attract what you are.
To question is to grow.
If you create a shadow, look at yourself.
The harder you work at it the harder it is to give up.
If it is to be it is up to me.
You attract what you are.
To question is to grow.
If you create a shadow, look at yourself.
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Little Bird
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
Gold. Pure gold. Yankee you've made my day.
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bladepitch
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
Yankee wrote:Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo bum like Leroy on a rocket!Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE chit
lol lol lol lol yep... funniest post of the year.
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smalltorque
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
Hurricane Slap Y'all Upside The Face
Hurricane Pop A Cap In Yo bum
Hurricane Open A Can O Woop bum On Y'all
Hurricane Pop A Cap In Yo bum
Hurricane Open A Can O Woop bum On Y'all
If it's got wings that spin, it truly flies.
But if they're stiff, it only tries.
But if they're stiff, it only tries.
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smalltorque
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
Oops, sorry moderator for using the word alpha sierra sierra, instead of the much more appropriate word 'bum'
If it's got wings that spin, it truly flies.
But if they're stiff, it only tries.
But if they're stiff, it only tries.
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CYHeli
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
The most politically correct rasist comments ever made!
I love it. The funniest thing is that it was made in 2003 and yet is timeless.
I love it. The funniest thing is that it was made in 2003 and yet is timeless.
What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.
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Aaronnash
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Re: How crazy is America getting???
You nailed that interpretation that's gold hahahahahahaha
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black duck
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Cyclone Iggy??? You didn't cc the B.O.M with that did you?
"It's wabbit seathon! It' duck seathon! I dare you to shoot me now!"
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